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The legal minimum distance between two trains on the District and Circle lines of the London Underground. Happle vb.
Hickling participial vb. Scullet n.
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A frilly spare-toilet-roll-cosy. Luton n.
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One of those spray things used to wet ironing with.
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The futile movements of forefingers and eyebrows used when failing to attract the attention of waiters and barmen. Brymbo n. Gildersome adj.
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